What's Your Excuse?

THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL LIKE GOD CAN'T USE YOU REMEMBER THIS:


NOAH WAS A DRUNK,
ABRAHAM WAS TOO OLD,
ISAAC WAS A DAYDREAMER,
JACOB WAS A LIAR,
LEAH WAS UGLY,
JOSEPH WAS ABUSED,
MOSES HAD A STUTTERING PROBLEM,
GIDEON WAS AFRAID,
SAMSON HAD LONG HAIR AND WAS A WOMANIZER,
RAHAB WAS A PROSTITUTE,
JEREMIAH AND TIMOTHY WERE TOO YOUNG,
DAVID HAD AN AFFAIR AND WAS A MURDERER,
ELIJAH WAS SUICIDAL,
ISAIAH PREACHED NAKED,
JONAH RAN FROM GOD,
NAOMI WAS A WIDOW,
JOB WENT BANKRUPT,
PETER DENIED CHRIST,
THE DISCIPLES FELL ASLEEP WHILE PRAYING,
MARTHA WORRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING,
MARY MAGDALENE WAS ( WELL YOU KNOW),
THE SAMARITAN WOMAN WAS DIVORCED MORE THAN ONCE,
ZACCHEUS WAS TOO SMALL,
PAUL WAS TOO RELIGIOUS,
TIMOTHY HAD AN ULCER,
AND LAZARUS WAS DEAD!


What's your excuse?